1. wilwheaton:

    lunatoneitdown:

    have you ever heard a raven talk?

    because apparently they can go from severus snape to japanese schoolgirl in .5 seconds.

    Ravens are pretty amazing.

    (Source: hookbillkoopa, via martinsmoustache)

     
     


  2. prostitourettes:

    if you text me back only with “haha” ill kill you

    (via thewakeofdevastation)

     


  3. zanetehaiden:

    capslockapocalypse:

    zanetehaiden:

    Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

    And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

    WRITE.
    A STORY.

    I did

    (via blink802)

     


  4. bikinipowerbottom:

    answering a question wrong in front of the whole class

    image

    (via fuckityno)

     

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  6. spaghettipeej:

    spaghettipeej:

    i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

    MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

    (via canweeatnow-if-i)

     

  7. ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

    wartortles:

    thenextnarcissus:

    morrissarty:

    the best of tumblr confusion

    YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

    god damn it

    awesome

    (Source: skullspeare, via blink802)

     

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  9. (Source: bene-batch, via roryshair)

     

  10. (Source: jawnwtsun, via roryshair)

     

  11. Just like flying.

    (Source: mindspalace, via anothermindpalace)

     

  12. epic-humor:

    #1 Swamp Bestseller

    (Source: justanothergamenerd, via exuvial)

     


  13. seedy:

    awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

    image

    (via i-am-sher-lokid-in-the-tardis)

     


  14. meancutie:

    thick thighs are beautiful and should be cherished at all cost

    (Source: softwaring, via blondesquats)

     


  15. aflockofseagulls:

    let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

    (Source: armisael, via sherlockedcumberbabe)